Wednesday, July 12, 2023

3223...I mean 3224 Days Later

 It's been 3224 days since I last posted on September 13, 2014. In the last 9 years, I've been periodically concerned/panicked that the free blogger platform would be deemed dispensable by the almighty Google and they'd take down the platform and I'd lose all my memories so...

Last week, I decided to pay good money to print all my blog posts into a set of actual books through Blook. Volume after volume after volume auto generated until we arrived at six total printed books so I made the covers ROY G BV.

The heavy box of bespoke books arrived TODAY. Since Wheezy was visiting, we opened them up and enjoyed some dramatic readings of blog posts and hilarious reconstructed conversations from when we were mere "yutes." Yes, the term "yutes" in lieu of "youths" was used liberally for no real good reason.


Dramatic readings included July 11, 2005's entry "I [heart] Acapella]" which is also about how Wheezy abhors acapella and it makes her murderous and her distaste for Kevin Costner and Rapping Grandmas