Napkins

I absentmindedly wiped my fingers on my pajamas this morning while I was eating my breakfast in front of my computer when I was reminded of the time Zess got in a little bit of trouble for wiping her hands on the tablecloth at dinner one night. She got all flustered after she was called out on it so I was tempted to tell her not to feel bad because I forget all the time and use a wide assortment of non-napkin items like the tablecloth at a restaurant and my pajama pants. I decided I shouldn't say anything since I'm now her plasticaunt and I should set a good example, but I did feel like a fraud not 'fessing up to my bad manners. On an unrelated note, I now have to go wash my pajama pants.