April 28, 2009

plasticann: [looking in the fridge] Wow, you bought Ricotta.
Adam: Yeah, it was half off and I thought we could make pizza or something.
plasticann: Very cool. I wonder why it was half off?
Adam: I don't know, sell by date says it lasts until April 28 so that's pretty far off.
plasticann: [pause] It's the end of April now.
Adam: What's the date today?
plasticann: April 27!
Adam: Oh! Well, it's the sell by date, I'm sure it won't go bad for a while

Note: I've taken to calling it rancit cheese, but Adam doesn't appreciate that.