Tattoo the word "Sucker" to my forehead...

...mirror image in the style of Memento. I've been feeling a bit snooty about Nalgene's blatent pandering to our consumeristic tendancies to collect with their "seasonal bottles." Then I noticed their slick new bottle, N-Gen. (Let me take a straw poll on the name, is it or is it not so 1990's dot.com?) Most bottles are recommended for "drinking" or "liquids," but the N-Gen is recommended for "Gym, office, trail, wall, etc." I especially appreciate that the bottle multitasks for the "office." Gotta get plasticmom hooked up with a N-Gen of her own.