In The Neighborhood

It's 1pm and my pink phone rings.

plasticann: Hey Steve!
Steve: Hi [plastic] Ann!
plasticann: What's up?
Steve: I'm in your neighbornood. I'm on my way to the doctor.
plasticann: Great!
Steve: I'm half and hour early.
plasticann: OK
Steve: [pause] Are you wavering because your apartment is messy?
plasticann: It is messy, but I don't really care.
Steve: You should see my apartment.
plasticann: Would you like to come over?
Steve: Yes!