Kookiness

Following a conversation between plasticann and Adam about plasticann's nontraditional ideas for the wedding, plasticmom enthusiastically offered the following genius ideas.

plasticmom: I know, you should get married on the Boston Tea Party ship and take pictures of people throwing the tea overboard.
plasticann: That is a pretty good idea.
plasticmom: ...or you could get married on the red line. By the time the ceremony is over, you'll be at the reception site.
plasticann: ...and maybe the pastor could give a sermon over the PA system on the T. I think Adam wants a traditional wedding. I'm not sure how he feels about the subway.
plasticmom: Well if you want "traditional," how about a horse and buggy.