Quotables

Adam: I have no money...I spent it all on calzones.

Wheezy: I'm writing my paper on Sunset Blvd. I must say, two of my paragraphs are just really "top notch." I've got some pretty awesome sentences and word combinations. [index fingers pointing and a "chh chh" sound]

MGDub: My brother is thirty................[pause]..............do you want to marry him? You could be my sister.