plasticmom is famous, but she keeps a low profile

The following is a reconstructed conversation between plasticann and plasticmom about how plasticann got into college:

plasticmom: Did you read that article about Zrown in the Wall Street Journal?
plasticann: Yeah I did. It's about how Zrown and Zuke have raised their profile by taking kids with rich parents who might donate and kids with famous parents.
plasticmom: People always think you got into Zrown because you were smart, but I should tell them it's because I'm a big donor.
plasticann: That's Zuke, not Zrown. Zrown takes famous people's kids.
plasticmom: Right, I meant, you got into Zrown because I'm super famous.
plasticann: You are, you're the famous "plasticmom."