Food Critic

The following is a reconstructed conversation between plasticann and someone at the dentist's office whom I will refer to as Lady. Note, Adam and I share the same dentist.

Lady: So I hear Adam is a food critic, that's really cool.
plasticann: Um, yeah, he does enjoy food.
Lady: I wish I could be a food critic.
plasticann: [pause] Um, you know, he's not actually a food critic.
Lady: He's not? What does he do?
plasticann: He likes food and he does critique food for fun, but he's an assistant pastor at our church.
Lady: Oh, I didn't know that.

I think she was somewhat disappointed.