Dispatches From Tesserific

Our niece, Tesserific, has become so obsessed with pink and soccer, she declared, "I want to be a pink soccer player" a few weeks ago. Zara also tells me that Tesserific is quite attached to her Nalgene Sippy Bottle [not coincidentally pink] as "Aunt Ann's Sippy Cup." Sort of implies that I, myself, am a sippy cup user, but that's beside the point.