Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper

Adam's been hankering to try the new Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper so I picked up a bottle for him last week. I left it in the office fridge to chill and forgot about it until a certain Prof. Z, my boss who teaches a class every so often at a local business school I like to call BIT, reminded me. The following is a reconstructed conversation.

Prof. Z: Is that your Diet Dr. Pepper in the fridge? I've been in court all day and let's say I'll do you any favor, within reason, if I can have your Diet Dr. Pepper. Like a good grade in my class.
plasticann: Sure you can have it, but I thought you said last week that you would flunk Steve and me if we took your class.
Prof. Z: Not you...just Steve. How did I know it was your Diet Dr. Pepper?
plasticann: I was wondering the same thing.

[later that afternoon]

plasticann: Hey Steve, Prof. Z says he's not going to flunk me...just you. Ha Ha! I think he was just kidding about the whole flunking thing. Note to self...I've gotta get Adam another Diet Dr. Pepper.