Shaping up to be a bad influence

Mama and Papa Z were in town for Thanksgiving from sunny NoCal. We enjoyed lots of desserts [lemon cake, apple cake, cheesecake, Beard Papas], food [all the fixin's], games [Bohnanza] and even a movie [RENT]. We heard lots of cute stories about precocious "Little Zess," who is no longer "Baby Zess" now that she's been supplanted by "Baby Zames." Granted she's two, Zess, apparently, does not know about "candy." She had a ball trick-or-treating this year, but was none the wiser when her loot mysteriously disappeared. There's also something fishy going on about TV, but our main takaway was no gifts of candy for Zess this Christmas. We don't think there's a party line on "JELLO," but before I forget, booze or cigarettes are also offlimits, child endangerment or something.