"Buuht, I doooon't wine!"

59. BYO Bag...use this lightweight neoprene bag for toting your wine bottles about town. Spotted this year in at least one gift guide and available locally at Best Cellars and online at MOMA.

60. WineSmarts...also available locally at Best Cellars.

61. Rabbit Corkscrew...for those who lack the upper body strength or simply can't be bothered.

62. Stemware Plate Clips...soup up any old plate with these clips to accommodate wine glasses. Great for multitasking type shindigs: Drink, Eat & Chat all while Standing.

63. Plastic Wine Glasses...perfect for dropping on the floor...classier than a Dixie cup. There's a reason I'm plasticann...I love plastic...that's why.