You Are Someone Who Cares about Animals...

This article that Steve sent me reminds me of some junk mail I found last night while I was cleaning my room. When I picked up the envelope and read "You are someone who cares about animals...," I thought, " but I don't think I am..." I wondered why I was getting a complimentary personalized notepad and address labels with images of adorable puppies and kittens, but then I realized that the letter was addressed to a "Dr. Hawk." Due to a screwup in their database, the letter was for Dr. Hawk, but the free goodies sent to induce guilt were appropriately personalized with my name. I'm sure Dr. Hawk is someone who cares about animals. Afterall, who would want to be someone who doesn't care about animals.