Brazilian Celebrations

I purchased a box of chocolates from the Brazilian supermarket a few weekends ago and my adventurous coworkers have been sampling the various flavors. The process starts when one person predicts what the candy will taste like based on observing the wrapper and deciphering Portrugese using limited Spanish. Next, that same person, usually, will goad someone else to try the candy in question by comparing it to another type of candy the said person already proports to enjoy. For example, "Jess, you should really try the Chokito, I bet it's just like a 100 Grand bar." Lastly, taste testers write "candy reports" complete with the candy wrapper taped to the report (post its) as a visual exhibit. I have a slew of these "candy reports" posted on my window. The "candy reports" are really amusing to read, but my favorite part is the cross sectional pictures Jessica includes. They're very methodical and drawn to scale with detailed descriptions. Unfortunately, the candy hasn't been all that tasty with only one type declared a relative winner (Seducao), but despite all that, Jessica says it's still fun. Here are some fun, quotes from the "candy reports:"

"Not very tasty. :("
"Not much flavor."
"The Chocolate was pathetic, bordering on 'icky.'"
"Not bad, but not exciting."
"Recommended! (At least in relation to other options in the box.)"

Lastly, the literal translation of the Chokito description from Jessica, "stuffed bonbon covered with flakes and chocolate perfumed artificially."