A Reconstructed Conversation with plasticmom

I was reminded at dinner tonight of a conversation I had with plasticmom about our washer/dryer.

plasticann: ...and we bought a washer/dryer unit from our neighbors upstairs. Adam did the math and he figures we'll pay off the cost of the unit if we do six loads of laundry every month for two years.
plasticmom: If you do twelve loads a month, you'll pay it off in one year. You should change your clothes twice a day and do lots of laundry.
plasticann: Boah ha ha! We should try to get dirty to save more money.