Update on Chicken Fingers at the Ratty

Corinna would like me to clarify that she does enjoy Chicken Fingers, but doesn't like eating “greasy bad for you” foods at lunchtime, which is the only time Chicken Fingers are served at the Ratty. I'd like to welcome her into the "Chicken Finger Fan Club," but her membership may be restricted to that of a "Dabbler" because true full fledged "Connoisseurs" of the Chicken Finger are, unfortunately, ready to imbibe at all hours of the day. She'll probably live to see 100 since she comes from an excellent genetic pool that bodes well for any geriatric aspirations.

Public Service Announcement: Please do not aspire to be a Chicken Finger “Connoisseur,” it’s bad for your health. “Dabbling” in moderation is the preferred method.